Hello.

My name is Dorothy, and I am two months old.

What… you couldn’t blog when YOU were two months old?

I have about eleventy-seven-million really cute outfits, and my favorite thing in the world to be is NAKED.

If I could talk, the first thing I’d say is “Let me do it myself.” I love to sit up and look around, and I’d really prefer not to be held like a baby. Ever. Thanks.

I already understand that my Daddy and Brother are insanely funny, and I laugh at them frequently… just not when there’s a camera around.

I spend my days hanging out on Mom’s lap, talking to the pictures of pretty people. They’re all very good looking, but I’m fairly certain they’re not nice, because they never talk back at me. What’s that about? Sometimes it upsets me a great deal.

I love the bath, because really, water is awesome.

Sometimes, when nothing else will calm me down, really loud classic rock will do the trick. Which is handy, because my parents are a bit on the deaf side, apparently, and listen to all their music way too loud.

People take pictures of me. A lot. I’ve started to figure out that they want me to look at the shiny piece right in the middle of the black box. At least, that seems to make them happy. Sometimes I make a funny face, just to trip my mom out, and she squeals. They’re so easily entertained.

My Brother takes good care of me. He makes sure I’m never cold, and always have my pacifier. Sometimes, he tells Mom that I’m hungry, but I’m really not, but hey… eating is always nice.

Speaking of eating, I do that a lot. It’s my favorite thing. Mom has gotten real good at multi-tasking, and now she can edit and feed me at the same time. Are all Moms superheros in this way, or is mine just super cool?

So, yeah, that’s pretty much life these days.

And even though I made it VERY clear that I’d prefer to always be naked, I decided that I’d go ahead and let Mom dress me, for the sake of my Two Month Birthday.

It’s a big deal, ya know.

This is me, humoring my mother by wearing an aqua & zebra print tutu. I feel ridiculous.

This is the side of my head. I like to turn away from Mom at the last minute. Fun trick.

This is my half smile. It’s the only one I’ll do when there’s a camera around. Gotta save some stuff for the live show!

This is my new favorite game. If you stick your tongue out at me, I will stick my tongue out at you, and we will laugh and be the best of friends.

And, finally, this is what I look like within minutes of Mom taking that silly tutu off of me. It’s hard work being so gorgeous.

Thanks for reading my guest post, grownups. Be sure and tell my mom how cute I am, so she’ll let me do this again when I’m three months old. 😉